Tati’s Toasts

Ahhhh basically all the male miqote look more sleepy and more smug. (2024-06-09)

I already went on a whole journey with the concerto so I don’t want to even hear anything else lol (2024-06-08)

Zenos really feels ancillary to this whole story and I’m so sick of his shit. What is he here for? (2024-06-08)

Why did I feel extremely awful yesterday? I forgot to take my medication ffs (2024-06-07)

Man why am I extremely anxious today (2024-06-06)

I’m also extra devastated because there are some SERIOUSLY CUTE Elezen that look great in the benchmark on my discord and like, don’t do this to me!! I don’t want to be Elezen! (2024-06-04)

I’m kinda devastated that Nyall looks weird. He already looks kinda weird but the proportions of his face now feel really off to me. I think it’s because the darkness of his eyebrows are now no longer darker than his eye sockets. The additional skin shine also make his face look even more narrow. I’ll consider it more once DT happens but I’m seriously considering changing his features to see if I can nudge his proportions back to something I like better. (2024-06-04)

Sweet Jeansis (2024-06-03)

Heartbreaking, the worst person you know (Zenos) has a point (2024-06-02)

Poor Emet. Sorry but 12,000 years of that will make you nutbars (2024-05-29)

Yeah I am not immune to Emet. Alas. Hard to not like him when the alternative is Fandaniel (2024-05-26)

The twins got some character development in Garlemald but other than that, kinda just chilling with us and being their normal weird selves (2024-05-23)

honestly I think my main criticism of Endwalker so far is it doesn’t seem to give any of the main npc characters anything to do except maybe Krile? Everyone else just seems to be hanging around. ShB did a great job with this, giving everyone a big or little arc and a conflict. (2024-05-23)

I’m gonna have to admit that ffxiv is a pretty decent exploration of chosen one narratives and the sort of chosen one narratives specific to videogame protagonists in games that have violence as the main mechanic. I don’t think it’s particularly amazingly written but it is different. (2024-05-23)

I don’t know why I got 3 player commendations as tank for that Aery run but I’ll take it (2024-05-23)

I can’t even really dodge attacks. I maaybe can avoid long cast attacks but not sure tbh (2024-05-20)

I wish I had something actually meaningful to do with the movement. Why even move around? (2024-05-20)

I messed up my healing gambit so my experience of a boss fight was basically being the healer lol. (2024-05-20)

Bruh I think I can’t smell. I can’t smell the hand sanitizer even though it burns my nose (2024-05-19)

Oh god the bad flavor is increasing. I’m filling up with bitter shapes (2024-05-17)

Oh god paxlovid really makes your saliva taste bad (2024-05-17)

Covid day 4: no fever, but tired. Intermittent stuffy nose/runny nose. Cough. Woke up feeling like I was breathing through a paper bag. This feeling has diminished somewhat (2024-05-16)

Covid feels kinda like a cold but it’s definitely evil. I woke up several times last night gasping. Like what the fuck. (2024-05-16)

Why am I sick???? Scrreeaaam (2024-05-13)

I love coming across extremely cursed tumblrs and feeling like I took a wrong turn somewhere (2024-05-13)

Ideas for Roads and Boats expansion mechanics.

No offense to people who have het wolships but every single npc is gay. You cannot convince me otherwise. (2024-05-09)

TBH FF7 Rebirth really makes it hard to suspend disbelief that anyone would trust Cloud. When you’re a little chibi guy and you don’t talk to your party members very often, easy to not think about how they feel about you. In this game they saw Cloud acting nuts several times, over the span of days/weeks. (2024-05-06)

End of ff7 rebirth very concerning. We got Cloud with 2 ghost influencers instead of 1, and also he’s partially?? In a doomed timeline. Okie doke! (2024-05-06)

I went outside and painted. Painting was mushy because I couldn’t find an angle but it was fun to do (2024-05-03)

Unfortunately reading anything about surgery makes me want to barf (2024-05-01)

I didn’t go outside today :s (2024-04-24)

Giant Enemy Cube (2024-04-24)

Finally shipped this stupid box so I am free of all obligations to my former employer 🫠 (2024-04-23)

Tfw you realize perfectionism + social anxiety makes boardgames distressing (2024-04-21)

Ok now that I know The People’s Joker director worked on Tim and Eric, it makes a lot more sense. It’s very brain blasting (2024-04-20)

Reading The Last Samurai is sometimes compelling and sometimes completely exhausting (2024-04-20)

I wish I could just mail this goddamn box lol (2024-04-19)

I love weird little desert towns (2024-04-12)

It’s more realistic for Cloud to mess it up but maaan (2024-04-01)

Augh I’ve messed up so many conversations in ffvii 🫠 (2024-04-01)

Lifestream fountain RTS: 4/5. It’s fine!! But I didn’t set up my own gambits. But why are there 2 whole RTS minigames in here (2024-03-31)

I guess they give him a pass for being mako poisoned but that’s not normal mako poisoning behavior (2024-03-27)

It makes that scene (which I like!!) also extra weird because… bro I would be so afraid of someone who TRIED TO KILL ME BUT DOESN’T remember. Like you figure that shit out. You can’t just kinda forgive that and then ignore it. I hope they address this later. It’s gonna bother me. (2024-03-27)

I feel like they are trying to establish a better relationship between Cloud and Tifa before act 3 but hoooo boy man I wish Cloud didn’t try to kill her before they actually talked seriously about anything. Because it makes everyone feel extra irrational for keeping him around. They KNOW he’s dangerous now waay before it becomes apparent in the original. Why is Barrett even keeping him around? Acting off sometimes is normal. Nearly killing your friend is not. (2024-03-27)

Situps: 1/5. Stop making button mashing a required input!!!! (2024-03-27)

Helvelica (2024-03-27)

Flying Chocobo: 1/5 I can’t drive this bird (2024-03-27)

Mushroom Picking Minigame: 1/5 too hard because the feedback is bad (2024-03-25)

Clanger Chicken Fishing Game: 3/5, extremely frustrating, creates a weird amount of tension. Would be 2/5 but gets an extra point for being so funny. -Arielle guest minigame review (2024-03-25)